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Currently on Semi-Hiatus

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Christianity- oh dear 

82 deviants said Everyone should convert to Christianity so their souls may be ''saved''; Jesus is the ONLY way.
68 deviants said No matter what God you believe in, we are all human beings....genetically and spiritually.
13 deviants said I don't care, religion sucks.
10 deviants said I am an atheist, I do not believe in the possibility of a Creator.
8 deviants said What is the purpose of this poll?
5 deviants said Those who worship more than one God are worshipping demons and are really interacting with evil spirits or with Satan there is little difference between Hindusim, Buddhism, Satasnism, Wicca, Neopaganism, etc.
3 deviants said If you are not Christian, you are a non-human, your faith is a serious error, and as a non-Christian you cannot experience human emotions because you do not have a soul.
1 deviant said Christianity is the dominant religion; it is superior-- other religions are inferior and ''evil''.



((So a new Edd has finally joined us ---> :iconaskeddthesockhead:

She just got started. Watch her if you like and try to welcome her~))

((Hullo. So I'm going to try to jump back here in November since October is a pretty busy month for me and I most likely won't be able to finish any questions right now.


Questions Currently In-Progress:



My Life in a Fishbowl Question-- WIP by AsktheSonofaShepherd

(Going to be a FLASH file)



Arrietty WIP by AsktheSonofaShepherd

(Going to be a FLASH file)




 Question school by AsktheSonofaShepherd


Ed question by AsktheSonofaShepherd
(Going to be a FLASH file)



As you can see the majority of them are going to be FLASH movies which take quite awhile to make. I'll try to finish all of these and get these up ASAP. Patience is a virtue.


-Asante Chowdhurry))

((Here we go again with the common myths:…

Yeah, unaccompanied migrant children are dangerous. Give me a break.



At least they're trying to do something about it:…


And today the Visa lottery opens. Oh joy:…


What I don't like is that natives from Latin America and Canada are not eligible. They don't give a reason. Like I said before, lots of red tape in the system. You either qualify or you don't. Not sure why the Visa lottery this year won't be made available to just anyone.


But the Visa lottery has its pros and cons. I talked about it briefly in Question 40. I advise most immigrants not to touch it. Not only is it encouraging undocumented immigration but it depends entirely on luck and probability, and could initiate fraud. Someone in Las Vegas must have created it.


I also found this kinda odd:…


And it looks like some undocumented youth are able to overcome the barriers in their status without the DREAM Act, so things are finally turning out OK. It seems opportunities are being made available to undocumented youth. This kid got to go to Harvard!…


And this isn't really related, but I found it interesting:…


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In other news, won't be working on questions for awhile. Got a lot of things to take care of. Thank you for all your patience.))

My Life in a Fishbowl Question-- WIP by AsktheSonofaShepherd
My Life in a Fishbowl Question-- WIP
((Artist: Worse case scenario: I don't think I'll be able to upload this question this weekend. It's taking me a long time and I must delay questions right now because six of my friend's birthdays are coming up in October so I need to get started on those right away.

Apologies in advance.))
((So a new Edd has finally joined us ---> :iconaskeddthesockhead:

She just got started. Watch her if you like and try to welcome her~))

Journal History


Rolf Undsæt Løvland
((For those not aware, this is an :star:ASK ACCOUNT:star: meaning I am Roleplaying and taking questions as a
fictional character from the beloved children's cartoon Ed Edd n' Eddy. OBVIOUSLY my name is NOT Rolf Undsæt Løvland,
my REAL name is Asante Chowhurry. I thought I would clear this up since some people actually think Rolf is real. =__=

:star: Artist's Main Account---> :iconqueen-asante:))

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Check them out, they draw the best Kevin fanart ever~))

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Hullo! Rolf's good friend :iconaskeddtheastute: (well, tutor be more accurate) asked Rolf to do this and although
Rolf reluctant at first, he finally agree, yes. He still try to catch up with ent-er-nets sub-culture culture
(or however Edd boy say) and the like but even Rolf is getting pulled into the modern world, so to speak.

A turnip for your thoughts? Rolf is not currently open for questions. He will be soon!

Friends from the humble neighbourhood:

:iconaskeddtheastute: :iconaskedthegreat: :iconaskthegreateddy-dini: :iconaskkev: :iconaskgogonazzgirl: :iconaskboyjimmy: :iconaskjonnythewoodboy: :iconaskplank: :iconaskmaykanker: :iconaskkimmie: :iconasklilmissroxie: :iconadele-hertz: :iconaskkate: :iconaskryata: :iconaskcoolmanjoseph: :iconaskabbigail:
:iconask-cactus-girl-bess: :iconqueries-4-ivana: :iconask-the-edgar:

Friends Rolf lost:



:iconqueen-asante: :iconask---emma: :iconasklittlesissarah:


:iconask-lee-kanker: :iconask-marie-kanker:

Foreigner Friends:

:iconcrippled-glass-wings: from India

:iconqueen-asante: from India (lives in Japan)

:iconhentai-lover-18: from Sweden

:iconadele-hertz: from Austria

Other Close Friends:

:iconsarahfina-rose: :icongabisakura: :iconbirchyed: :iconspiderlondon:

(( :star:Artist's Main Account---> :iconqueen-asante:))

:star: Icon credit---> :iconqueen-asante::

((Artist: The video below is me singing as Rolf in Punjabi lyrics with Hindi words, a song called Pani Da Rang from the
2012 Bollywood romantic comedy movie Vicky Donor. I must say, I'm very proud of this video, it's my first
audio recording ever!!!))

((Artist: A dare from someone for Rolf to sing Beyonce's ''HALO''.))

((Artist: A gift for all the Ask Accounts. This song is called ''Tune Mere Jaana'' from the Emptiness Album,
originally written and performed by Rohan Rathore.))

((Artist: Rolf (me impersonating Rolf) performs a cover of the song ''Dancing'' by the artist Elisa from the
album ''Then Comes The Sun''. Sorry my voice sounds hoarse, I recorded this at 2 am in the morning due
to insomnia.))

((Artist: Another Bollywood song called ''Baras Ja'' from the movie Fareb. Sunidhi Chauhan originally
performed the song.))

((Artist: Rolf sings ''Rumour Has It'' by Adele.))

((Artist: Rolf sings ''Cry Baby'' by Janis Joplin.))

((Artist: Original song written and performed by me as Rolf for :iconaskgogonazzgirl: and :iconask-eddys-bro:))

((Artist: Rolf sings another Rock/Blues song, a cover called ''See Me'' by Katya Blue.))

((Artist: Rolf sings another Katya Blue cover called ''I Know Better''. This song reminds me of Marie
:iconaskblunettekanker:... let's see if I piss anyone off with the MarieXNazz art.))

((Artist: Rolf sings ''I Will Always Love You'' for :iconaskeddtheastute: ))

((Artist: For a special friend. ))

((Artist: Original song I wrote and performed in Rolf's language, my own made up language called Selenfødtkaår. ))

((Artist: ''My Body is a Cage'' in support of the Fast For Families movement.))

Fast For Families:

((Artist: For Question 25: askthesonofashepherd.deviantar… ))

((Artist: Rolf Audio Test for Question 35. askthesonofashepherd.deviantar… ))

((More terrible singing on my channel.))



:bulletgreen: How to Ask a Question and Where:

:bulletred: You may ask more than one question, but two is the limit. I cannot allow more than that because
I have a limited amount of slots to fill (to prevent an overload, I can only take a certain amount of questions).
If you wish to ask two questions, I will answer them in the same drawing.

:bulletred: Rolf, unlike the other Asks, does NOT accept a payment method. He's very strong against charity
or hand-outs, he's a tough little noodle that works for his own earnings. And Rolf to me does not strike me as
the type to ask for gifts, when he's an ISFJ, a Caregiver, who would rather give than receive. So no payment
necessary, questions are free of charge.

:bulletred: All my questions must be asked on the comment section of the profile page, it makes it easier for me
to keep track of. Please DO NOT ask questions in the journals or deviations, they will be ignored.

:bulletgreen:Basic Rules for Questions::bulletgreen:

:bulletred: This should be common sense, but PLEASE no inappropriate or sexual-related questions. I've gotten
a few in the past which I had to politely decline. Sexual questions would be asking Rolf to strip for you, asking
him to wear something that is not very concealing, Rule 34, or something similar. Eh, no that's child pornography.
Also nothing like asking Rolf to do something involving drugs or drug usage. This includes alcohol beverages
and smoking (maybe it's a stereotype for European teenagers to drink under age but please no drug abuse
beyond cultural practices). In a nutshell, please keep Questions G-rated, this is a kid's show. Thank you.

:bulletred: I have the right to decline questions which I feel are too personal to answer, or perhaps I
just don't want to answer it.

:bulletred: I tend to avoid creepy pasta or the Purgatory Theory questions, so if you ask Rolf to read a
creepy pasta or what he thinks of the Purgatory Theory chances are I will decline you. Everyone knows
about the Purgatory Theory, it's stale bread. And I kinda don't like when people link me to things and
ask Rolf what he thinks of it. Because usually I get weird links to trashy stuff, so I avoid giving my opinions
on links. Links may include music videos, fanfiction, fanart, websites, news feeds, etc. You CAN send Rolf a link,
but please try not to link me to weird stuff like…. Britney Spears or something along those lines. Ebony
tortures me enough with all the weird YouTube videos she makes me watch, it's quite a culture shock.
So yeah, no sexual music videos and….I normally don't have time to read fanfiction. If you link me to
fanart, make sure it's not slash….people in the past have thought I would find it funny to link me to
Rolf/Edd slash….frankly I was not amused. So avoid that at all costs. So yeah, you can send links,
just make sure it's not anything that will give me a heart attack. I will not read fanfiction links though,
I don't really read fanfiction, I have enough text books to read for university, sorry. But if you have
an online novel you'd like to share, fine by me, I love to read novels. (Rolf may not understand it though,
keep in mind this is Ask Rolf so only send him things he can comprehend.) Oh you can link me to movie
trailers, I like watching movie trailers, just make sure it's not R-rated, because I tend to share the links
with the question and some of my watchers are underage. Be considerate of other people and try to
aim for things All Ages can watch. (Unless it's Quentin Tarantino cuz I'm a huge fan of his~)

:bulletred: I'm allowing song requests to qualify as questions. I've gotten a lot of song requests from some
watchers, so I decided if you want to hear a favourite song of yours being sung by Rolf's horrible voice,
then you may make a request for shiz and giggles (and it can be the most stupidest, silliest song, a
watcher of mine asked him to sing ''Barbie Girl''so I don't think it can get worse than that lmfao).
Just please don't pick inappropriate songs with curse words.

:bulletred: And once more, please no questions about slash. I have nothing against it but I wish not to
stir a big debate between my watchers and make people uncomfortable who don't support it, plus I
have to keep this account accurate to canon.

:bulletred: Also questions are first come, first serve. You miss the session, tough. I have a certain
amount of slots to fill, and they go quickly, and I can't take more than a few at a time, then I
become overloaded. If you miss the session by a HAIR, then there's always two extra slots open just in case.
But this is not for people coming in an hour late, otherwise it wouldn't be fair to everyone else.
Please don't abuse the rule. The two extra slots are just for people who BARELY missed the session.

That's all I can think of for now. I won't repeat my rules to those who violate them. I will just kindly
direct you to this and make you read it. If you have questions, comments, concerns, please let me know.))

:star: *Ahem* I'm also enforcing a new rule :star::



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:bulletgreen:DON'T ASK DON'T TELL:

:bulletred: Yes. I am enforcing a Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy. What does this mean?
You ask about it I won't explain it anymore, simple as that. If you ask any more questions about Rolf's
sexual preferences (particularly if he likes Edd romantically) I will flash you the fig. In other words,
I will not speak about it anymore. You may think what you want, but I'm done defending my position.

:bulletgreen: NO MORE ROLF/EDD:

:bulletred: Do not joke about it, do not link me to fanart/fanfiction, etc. I really don't care if
you ship it outside Ask Land but seriously, I AM sick of the misinterpretations and the immaturity
so please do not bring it up anymore.

If you can't respect my cultural differences, you never will, so just leave it outside. Don't bring it on my page.
Think before you speak.


:bulletred: This is what upsets me the most. As a survivor of childhood sexual abuse who
actually WAS involved in a child pornography ring, I am very against this issue. Please
NEVER EVER EVER link me to slash art in any way shape or form that involves children
having sex for adult entertainment. Slash does not bother me. Child pornography does.
Please respect that. Never joke about it or show me links to works containing child
pornography in any way, shape, or form. I will not block you but I will kindly direct you to my rules.

:bulletorange: If you repeat one of the above offenses one time, I will forgive you.
Second time, I will direct you here. Third time, I will automatically block you. Third time is unforgiveable.

:bulletorange: Seriously, especially for those who have been watching me for awhile,
there's no excuse to not obey simple little rules. You know what gets under my skin,
and yet people continue to violate these rules because they think they're being ''funny''
or ''cute''. Well after while I do not find these offenses amusing in the slightest,
you will have to forgive my rudeness. Sorry not sorry.

:bulletorange: English is not my first language. There's no excuse to not read everything here,
it's not here for my health. It's here so you know which rules to not violate. If you can't read, tough.
My House, my Rules.))



:iconmadfaceplz: Whatever you do.....




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:star: *Ahem* I'm also enforcing a new rule :star::



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-Asante Chowdhurry, A.K.A. :star::iconqueen-asante::star:, Admin of Ask Rolf))


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AskTheComedianGideon Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  New member
(( Yuuta Togashi (Shy) [V1] On the group Ask the cul-de-sac may there a folder for Edtato ))
((We can't actually make separate folders for the OC's, because there's too many. You may want to check out :iconask-the-eene-ocs:. The group has been rather inactive but I can try contacting one of the admins for you so you can join the group and have a folder for Edtato.

If Edtato is an alternate Ed, however, you are free to submit in the ''Ask Alternate Canon Characters'' folder…

I apologise for the inconvenience but the group's main focus is on the characters that exist in the show, and although we accept OC's, adding a folder for every one of them is quite tiresome and can become a hassle, so you guys have to submit in one folder. Unless you wish to go off and begin your own Ask EEnE OC group. :)))
AskTheComedianGideon Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  New member
(( it's coolio I just didn't know what category it'd be in Taiga Aisaka (Blush) [V1]  ))
((Okie dokie loki. :D))
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