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Currently on Semi-Hiatus

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Christianity- oh dear 

82 deviants said Everyone should convert to Christianity so their souls may be ''saved''; Jesus is the ONLY way.
67 deviants said No matter what God you believe in, we are all human beings....genetically and spiritually.
13 deviants said I don't care, religion sucks.
10 deviants said I am an atheist, I do not believe in the possibility of a Creator.
8 deviants said What is the purpose of this poll?
5 deviants said Those who worship more than one God are worshipping demons and are really interacting with evil spirits or with Satan there is little difference between Hindusim, Buddhism, Satasnism, Wicca, Neopaganism, etc.
3 deviants said If you are not Christian, you are a non-human, your faith is a serious error, and as a non-Christian you cannot experience human emotions because you do not have a soul.
1 deviant said Christianity is the dominant religion; it is superior-- other religions are inferior and ''evil''.


((:iconqueen-asante::iconsaysplz: I'm planning on uploading a couple questions this weekend if nothing comes up. I'll ask Nurse Banerjee if she can let me have the computer for a few hours so I can get some art done. Lately, I've been forced to rush my art these days (skip the lineart step, not add as much shading and highlights, etc.) due to limited computer time. I usually try to complete my art all in one sitting because if I don't, I normally have a majorly difficult time in going back to finish it the next day because I want to move on and work on other stuff.


I'm halfway done with the following people's questions (these are all past the sketching stage now, they just need colour):


:bulletred: :iconleutenantbecca:


:bulletred: :icontoonfreakbrony:


:bulletred: :iconnorwaymice:


I'll try to get to the rest later. Been battling some personal issues lately such as lack of motivation to work on any art as well as... well, if you've seen my most recent art post, you'll know what's bothering me underneath the surface. But this weekend I'll try to set those little things aside and get some stuff done. I'm working on a huge personal project right now so I've been doing that instead, but I suppose I can create some extra leg room to take a break from that for a couple days.))  

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Rolf Undsæt Løvland
((For those not aware, this is an :star:ASK ACCOUNT:star: meaning I am Roleplaying and taking questions as a
fictional character from the beloved children's cartoon Ed Edd n' Eddy. OBVIOUSLY my name is NOT Rolf Undsæt Løvland,
my REAL name is Asante Chowhurry. I thought I would clear this up since some people actually think Rolf is real. =__=

:star: Artist's Main Account---> :iconqueen-asante:))

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Check them out, they draw the best Kevin fanart ever~))

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Hullo! Rolf's good friend :iconaskeddtheastute: (well, tutor be more accurate) asked Rolf to do this and although
Rolf reluctant at first, he finally agree, yes. He still try to catch up with ent-er-nets sub-culture culture
(or however Edd boy say) and the like but even Rolf is getting pulled into the modern world, so to speak.

A turnip for your thoughts? Rolf is not currently open for questions. He will be soon!

Friends from the humble neighbourhood:

:iconaskeddtheastute: :iconaskedthegreat: :iconaskthegreateddy-dini: :iconaskkev: :iconaskgogonazzgirl: :iconaskboyjimmy: :iconaskjonnythewoodboy: :iconaskplank: :iconaskmaykanker: :iconaskkimmie: :iconasklilmissroxie: :iconadele-hertz: :iconaskkate: :iconaskryata: :iconaskcoolmanjoseph: :iconaskabbigail:
:iconask-cactus-girl-bess: :iconqueries-4-ivana: :iconask-the-edgar:

Friends Rolf lost:



:iconqueen-asante: :iconask---emma: :iconasklittlesissarah:


:iconask-lee-kanker: :iconask-marie-kanker:

Foreigner Friends:

:iconcrippled-glass-wings: from India

:iconqueen-asante: from India (lives in Japan)

:iconhentai-lover-18: from Sweden

:iconadele-hertz: from Austria

Other Close Friends:

:iconsarahfina-rose: :icongabisakura: :iconbirchyed: :iconspiderlondon:

(( :star:Artist's Main Account---> :iconqueen-asante:))

:star: Icon credit---> :iconqueen-asante::

((Artist: The video below is me singing as Rolf in Punjabi lyrics with Hindi words, a song called Pani Da Rang from the
2012 Bollywood romantic comedy movie Vicky Donor. I must say, I'm very proud of this video, it's my first
audio recording ever!!!))

((Artist: A dare from someone for Rolf to sing Beyonce's ''HALO''.))

((Artist: A gift for all the Ask Accounts. This song is called ''Tune Mere Jaana'' from the Emptiness Album,
originally written and performed by Rohan Rathore.))

((Artist: Rolf (me impersonating Rolf) performs a cover of the song ''Dancing'' by the artist Elisa from the
album ''Then Comes The Sun''. Sorry my voice sounds hoarse, I recorded this at 2 am in the morning due
to insomnia.))

((Artist: Another Bollywood song called ''Baras Ja'' from the movie Fareb. Sunidhi Chauhan originally
performed the song.))

((Artist: Rolf sings ''Rumour Has It'' by Adele.))

((Artist: Rolf sings ''Cry Baby'' by Janis Joplin.))

((Artist: Original song written and performed by me as Rolf for :iconaskgogonazzgirl: and :iconask-eddys-bro:))

((Artist: Rolf sings another Rock/Blues song, a cover called ''See Me'' by Katya Blue.))

((Artist: Rolf sings another Katya Blue cover called ''I Know Better''. This song reminds me of Marie
:iconaskblunettekanker:... let's see if I piss anyone off with the MarieXNazz art.))

((Artist: Rolf sings ''I Will Always Love You'' for :iconaskeddtheastute: ))

((Artist: For a special friend. ))

((Artist: Original song I wrote and performed in Rolf's language, my own made up language called Selenfødtkaår. ))

((Artist: ''My Body is a Cage'' in support of the Fast For Families movement.))

Fast For Families:

((Artist: For Question 25: askthesonofashepherd.deviantar… ))

((Artist: Rolf Audio Test for Question 35. askthesonofashepherd.deviantar… ))

((More terrible singing on my channel.))



:bulletgreen: How to Ask a Question and Where:

:bulletred: You may ask more than one question, but two is the limit. I cannot allow more than that because
I have a limited amount of slots to fill (to prevent an overload, I can only take a certain amount of questions).
If you wish to ask two questions, I will answer them in the same drawing.

:bulletred: Rolf, unlike the other Asks, does NOT accept a payment method. He's very strong against charity
or hand-outs, he's a tough little noodle that works for his own earnings. And Rolf to me does not strike me as
the type to ask for gifts, when he's an ISFJ, a Caregiver, who would rather give than receive. So no payment
necessary, questions are free of charge.

:bulletred: All my questions must be asked on the comment section of the profile page, it makes it easier for me
to keep track of. Please DO NOT ask questions in the journals or deviations, they will be ignored.

:bulletgreen:Basic Rules for Questions::bulletgreen:

:bulletred: This should be common sense, but PLEASE no inappropriate or sexual-related questions. I've gotten
a few in the past which I had to politely decline. Sexual questions would be asking Rolf to strip for you, asking
him to wear something that is not very concealing, Rule 34, or something similar. Eh, no that's child pornography.
Also nothing like asking Rolf to do something involving drugs or drug usage. This includes alcohol beverages
and smoking (maybe it's a stereotype for European teenagers to drink under age but please no drug abuse
beyond cultural practices). In a nutshell, please keep Questions G-rated, this is a kid's show. Thank you.

:bulletred: I have the right to decline questions which I feel are too personal to answer, or perhaps I
just don't want to answer it.

:bulletred: I tend to avoid creepy pasta or the Purgatory Theory questions, so if you ask Rolf to read a
creepy pasta or what he thinks of the Purgatory Theory chances are I will decline you. Everyone knows
about the Purgatory Theory, it's stale bread. And I kinda don't like when people link me to things and
ask Rolf what he thinks of it. Because usually I get weird links to trashy stuff, so I avoid giving my opinions
on links. Links may include music videos, fanfiction, fanart, websites, news feeds, etc. You CAN send Rolf a link,
but please try not to link me to weird stuff like…. Britney Spears or something along those lines. Ebony
tortures me enough with all the weird YouTube videos she makes me watch, it's quite a culture shock.
So yeah, no sexual music videos and….I normally don't have time to read fanfiction. If you link me to
fanart, make sure it's not slash….people in the past have thought I would find it funny to link me to
Rolf/Edd slash….frankly I was not amused. So avoid that at all costs. So yeah, you can send links,
just make sure it's not anything that will give me a heart attack. I will not read fanfiction links though,
I don't really read fanfiction, I have enough text books to read for university, sorry. But if you have
an online novel you'd like to share, fine by me, I love to read novels. (Rolf may not understand it though,
keep in mind this is Ask Rolf so only send him things he can comprehend.) Oh you can link me to movie
trailers, I like watching movie trailers, just make sure it's not R-rated, because I tend to share the links
with the question and some of my watchers are underage. Be considerate of other people and try to
aim for things All Ages can watch. (Unless it's Quentin Tarantino cuz I'm a huge fan of his~)

:bulletred: I'm allowing song requests to qualify as questions. I've gotten a lot of song requests from some
watchers, so I decided if you want to hear a favourite song of yours being sung by Rolf's horrible voice,
then you may make a request for shiz and giggles (and it can be the most stupidest, silliest song, a
watcher of mine asked him to sing ''Barbie Girl''so I don't think it can get worse than that lmfao).
Just please don't pick inappropriate songs with curse words.

:bulletred: And once more, please no questions about slash. I have nothing against it but I wish not to
stir a big debate between my watchers and make people uncomfortable who don't support it, plus I
have to keep this account accurate to canon.

:bulletred: Also questions are first come, first serve. You miss the session, tough. I have a certain
amount of slots to fill, and they go quickly, and I can't take more than a few at a time, then I
become overloaded. If you miss the session by a HAIR, then there's always two extra slots open just in case.
But this is not for people coming in an hour late, otherwise it wouldn't be fair to everyone else.
Please don't abuse the rule. The two extra slots are just for people who BARELY missed the session.

That's all I can think of for now. I won't repeat my rules to those who violate them. I will just kindly
direct you to this and make you read it. If you have questions, comments, concerns, please let me know.))

:star: *Ahem* I'm also enforcing a new rule :star::



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:bulletgreen:DON'T ASK DON'T TELL:

:bulletred: Yes. I am enforcing a Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy. What does this mean?
You ask about it I won't explain it anymore, simple as that. If you ask any more questions about Rolf's
sexual preferences (particularly if he likes Edd romantically) I will flash you the fig. In other words,
I will not speak about it anymore. You may think what you want, but I'm done defending my position.

:bulletgreen: NO MORE ROLF/EDD:

:bulletred: Do not joke about it, do not link me to fanart/fanfiction, etc. I really don't care if
you ship it outside Ask Land but seriously, I AM sick of the misinterpretations and the immaturity
so please do not bring it up anymore.

If you can't respect my cultural differences, you never will, so just leave it outside. Don't bring it on my page.
Think before you speak.


:bulletred: This is what upsets me the most. As a survivor of childhood sexual abuse who
actually WAS involved in a child pornography ring, I am very against this issue. Please
NEVER EVER EVER link me to slash art in any way shape or form that involves children
having sex for adult entertainment. Slash does not bother me. Child pornography does.
Please respect that. Never joke about it or show me links to works containing child
pornography in any way, shape, or form. I will not block you but I will kindly direct you to my rules.

:bulletorange: If you repeat one of the above offenses one time, I will forgive you.
Second time, I will direct you here. Third time, I will automatically block you. Third time is unforgiveable.

:bulletorange: Seriously, especially for those who have been watching me for awhile,
there's no excuse to not obey simple little rules. You know what gets under my skin,
and yet people continue to violate these rules because they think they're being ''funny''
or ''cute''. Well after while I do not find these offenses amusing in the slightest,
you will have to forgive my rudeness. Sorry not sorry.

:bulletorange: English is not my first language. There's no excuse to not read everything here,
it's not here for my health. It's here so you know which rules to not violate. If you can't read, tough.
My House, my Rules.))



:iconmadfaceplz: Whatever you do.....




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:star: *Ahem* I'm also enforcing a new rule :star::



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-Asante Chowdhurry, A.K.A. :star::iconqueen-asante::star:, Admin of Ask Rolf))


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iMariposa Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for joining TodayInTheNews :icontodayinthenews:! We are glad to have you as a part of our family, and are eager to begin sharing with you! Feel free to share your inspiration with us anytime!
Dark-Wolf-Spaniel Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Student Digital Artist
Hey Rolf, have you ever once own a pet cat?
AsktheSonofaShepherd Featured By Owner 1 day ago
((Will get to this ASAP~))
Rolf-Fan-Girl Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Student Filmographer
I found this to be super cool. :)…
AsktheSonofaShepherd Featured By Owner 1 day ago
((Yup I saw that~))
Define-Delicate Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014
Why are you never happy? :hmm:
((Who said I was never happy?

Yeah, I'm just a ball of joy after you [you as in universal you] talk buffalo chips about me and my people every single day. I understand if you don't like immigrants or don't want to support reform. But please keep it to yourself. It's not worth feeding the hate machine. And it's certainly not worth dehumanising and belittling someone because they're ''different'' or the ''alien other''.

Yeah. I'm so happy after I receive hate mail calling me ''third world illegal'', ''alien'', etc. I'm sure anyone would keep smiling after that.))

Define-Delicate Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014
Aw, I'm sorry sweets. :(

People can be unfair and mean. :hug:
NickIDK Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
As a person of color I know EXACTLY what you're talking about and what you go thru. No one takes me seriously either. :(
AsktheSonofaShepherd Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
((At least someone gets it.))
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