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((For those not aware, this is an :star:ASK ACCOUNT:star: meaning I am Roleplaying and taking questions as a
fictional character from the beloved children's cartoon Ed Edd n' Eddy. OBVIOUSLY my name is NOT Rolf,
my REAL name is Asante Chowhurry. I thought I would clear this up since some people actually think Rolf is real. =__=

:star: Artist's Main Account---> :iconqueen-asante:))

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Check them out, they draw the best Kevin fanart ever~))

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:star: Icon credit---> :iconqueen-asante::

((Artist: Rolf sings ''Cry Baby'' by Janis Joplin for :iconaskthegreateddy-dini:.))

((Artist: Original song written and performed by me as Rolf for :iconaskgogonazzgirl: and :iconask-eddys-bro:))

((Artist: Rolf sings another Rock/Blues song, a cover called ''See Me'' by Katya Blue.))

((Artist: Rolf sings another Katya Blue cover called ''I Know Better''. This song reminds me of Marie
:iconaskblunettekanker:... let's see if I piss anyone off with the MarieXNazz art.))

((Artist: Rolf sings ''I Will Always Love You'' for :iconaskeddtheastute: ))

((Artist: For a special friend. ))

((Artist: Original song I wrote and performed in Rolf's language, my own made up language called Selenfødtkaår. ))

((Artist: ''My Body is a Cage'' in support of the Fast For Families movement.))

Fast For Families:

((Artist: For Question 25 asked by :iconmelika-wolf: askthesonofashepherd.deviantar… ))

((Artist: Rolf Audio Test for Question 35 asked by :iconbeansiesleigh:. askthesonofashepherd.deviantar… ))

((Artist: I performed a skit of ''I Know Where I've Been'' from the Broadway musical Hairspray for Hokusei
Gakuen University's Hokkaido University Theatre company with my friends. We performed this together during
Japan's 2014 May Day Rally in Support of Immigration Reform and Worker's Rights. I played the part of Motormouth
Maybelle while my friend Yuki played the lead role of Tracy Turnblad. I felt the struggles were relevant to this account.))

((More terrible singing on my channel.))



:bulletgreen: How to Ask a Question and Where:

:bulletred: You may ask more than one question, but two is the limit. I cannot allow more than that because
I have a limited amount of slots to fill (to prevent an overload, I can only take a certain amount of questions).
If you wish to ask two questions, I will answer them in the same drawing.

:bulletred: Rolf, unlike the other Asks, does NOT accept a payment method. He's very strong against charity
or hand-outs, he's a tough little noodle that works for his own earnings. And Rolf to me does not strike me as
the type to ask for gifts, when he's an ISFJ, a Caregiver, who would rather give than receive. So no payment
necessary, questions are free of charge.

:bulletred: All my questions must be asked on the comment section of the profile page, it makes it easier for me
to keep track of. Please DO NOT ask questions in the journals or deviations, they will be ignored.

:bulletgreen:Basic Rules for Questions::bulletgreen:

:bulletred: This should be common sense, but PLEASE no inappropriate or sexual-related questions. I've gotten
a few in the past which I had to politely decline. Sexual questions would be asking Rolf to strip for you, asking
him to wear something that is not very concealing, Rule 34, or something similar. Eh, no that's child pornography.
Also nothing like asking Rolf to do something involving drugs or drug usage. This includes alcohol beverages
and smoking (maybe it's a stereotype for European teenagers to drink under age but please no drug abuse
beyond cultural practices). In a nutshell, please keep Questions G-rated, this is a kid's show. Thank you.

:bulletred: I have the right to decline questions which I feel are too personal to answer, or perhaps I
just don't want to answer it.

:bulletred: I tend to avoid creepy pasta or the Purgatory Theory questions, so if you ask Rolf to read a
creepy pasta or what he thinks of the Purgatory Theory chances are I will decline you. Everyone knows
about the Purgatory Theory, it's stale bread. And I kinda don't like when people link me to things and
ask Rolf what he thinks of it. Because usually I get weird links to trashy stuff, so I avoid giving my opinions
on links. Links may include music videos, fanfiction, fanart, websites, news feeds, etc. You CAN send Rolf a link,
but please try not to link me to weird stuff like…. Britney Spears or something along those lines. Ebony
tortures me enough with all the weird YouTube videos she makes me watch, it's quite a culture shock.
So yeah, no sexual music videos and….I normally don't have time to read fanfiction. If you link me to
fanart, make sure it's not slash….people in the past have thought I would find it funny to link me to
Rolf/Edd slash….frankly I was not amused. So avoid that at all costs. So yeah, you can send links,
just make sure it's not anything that will give me a heart attack. I will not read fanfiction links though,
I don't really read fanfiction, I have enough text books to read for university, sorry. But if you have
an online novel you'd like to share, fine by me, I love to read novels. (Rolf may not understand it though,
keep in mind this is Ask Rolf so only send him things he can comprehend.) Oh you can link me to movie
trailers, I like watching movie trailers, just make sure it's not R-rated, because I tend to share the links
with the question and some of my watchers are underage. Be considerate of other people and try to
aim for things All Ages can watch. (Unless it's Quentin Tarantino cuz I'm a huge fan of his~)

:bulletred: I'm allowing song requests to qualify as questions. I've gotten a lot of song requests from some
watchers, so I decided if you want to hear a favourite song of yours being sung by Rolf's horrible voice,
then you may make a request for shiz and giggles (and it can be the most stupidest, silliest song, a
watcher of mine asked him to sing ''Barbie Girl''so I don't think it can get worse than that lmfao).
Just please don't pick inappropriate songs with curse words.

:bulletred: And once more, please no questions about slash. I have nothing against it but I wish not to
stir a big debate between my watchers and make people uncomfortable who don't support it, plus I
have to keep this account accurate to canon.

:bulletred: Also questions are first come, first serve. You miss the session, tough. I have a certain
amount of slots to fill, and they go quickly, and I can't take more than a few at a time, then I
become overloaded. If you miss the session by a HAIR, then there's always two extra slots open just in case.
But this is not for people coming in an hour late, otherwise it wouldn't be fair to everyone else.
Please don't abuse the rule. The two extra slots are just for people who BARELY missed the session.

That's all I can think of for now. I won't repeat my rules to those who violate them. I will just kindly
direct you to this and make you read it. If you have questions, comments, concerns, please let me know.))

:star: *Ahem* I'm also enforcing a new rule :star::



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:bulletgreen:DON'T ASK DON'T TELL:

:bulletred: Yes. I am enforcing a Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy. What does this mean?
You ask about it I won't explain it anymore, simple as that. If you ask any more questions about Rolf's
sexual preferences (particularly if he likes Edd romantically) I will flash you the fig. In other words,
I will not speak about it anymore. You may think what you want, but I'm done defending my position.

:bulletgreen: NO MORE ROLF/EDD:

:bulletred: Do not joke about it, do not link me to fanart/fanfiction, etc. I really don't care if
you ship it outside Ask Land but seriously, I AM sick of the misinterpretations and the immaturity
so please do not bring it up anymore.

If you can't respect my cultural differences, you never will, so just leave it outside. Don't bring it on my page.
Think before you speak.


:bulletred: This is what upsets me the most. As a survivor of childhood sexual abuse who
actually WAS involved in a child pornography ring, I am very against this issue. Please
NEVER EVER EVER link me to slash art in any way shape or form that involves children
having sex for adult entertainment. Slash does not bother me. Child pornography does.
Please respect that. Never joke about it or show me links to works containing child
pornography in any way, shape, or form. I will not block you but I will kindly direct you to my rules.

:bulletorange: If you repeat one of the above offenses one time, I will forgive you.
Second time, I will direct you here. Third time, I will automatically block you. Third time is unforgiveable.

:bulletorange: Seriously, especially for those who have been watching me for awhile,
there's no excuse to not obey simple little rules. You know what gets under my skin,
and yet people continue to violate these rules because they think they're being ''funny''
or ''cute''. Well after while I do not find these offenses amusing in the slightest,
you will have to forgive my rudeness. Sorry not sorry.

:bulletorange: English is not my first language. There's no excuse to not read everything here,
it's not here for my health. It's here so you know which rules to not violate. If you can't read, tough.
My House, my Rules.))



:iconmadfaceplz: Whatever you do.....




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:star: *Ahem* I'm also enforcing a new rule :star::



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-Asante Chowdhurry, A.K.A. :star::iconqueen-asante::star:, Admin of Ask Rolf))

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((Goodness, logging on in the first time in 4 or 5 months.

Anyways, might I remind you this account is no longer active? I only logged on briefly concerning the :iconask-the-culdesac: group which I still check on occassion. Ahem. But I've noticed lots of RP messages and comments to old questions, but unfortunately, this account is pretty dead now. I've moved on ages ago so y'know, ''Rolf'' will no longer answer RP's you try to start with him. Again, my apologies. :bow:

Please refer back to my previous journal for details about why I gave up this account. I've fallen out of the EEnE fandom and also I have to take care of other more important issues in my life right now.

I'm not even really active on my main account at the current time (I'm trying to get active again, but well there's no rush).

So long folks. :)

''See ya later, Maxwell.''

''Until that time, Eustice, until that time.''

-Asante Chowdhurry, and a tie for Freddy, and Tom Hagen got the Reynolds pen.))

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akuanjoi Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2015
English Pronunciation


If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation’s OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won’t it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!

English Pronunciation by G. Nolst Trenité

BeansieSleigh Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
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SonnyWortzik Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Can I RP your character Soraya with you (Rolf)?
AsktheSonofaShepherd Featured By Owner May 1, 2015
((Er... you can't. Number one, Soraya is my character XD
Number two, she's deaf and mute. Unless you know sign language.
Number three, she is not an EEnE OC. No sir, not even apart of the same universe.

Thank you for asking.))
seroeee Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015
Aw man too bad questions are closed. :(
AsktheSonofaShepherd Featured By Owner May 1, 2015
((Sorry, I'm not active here anymore.))
Hi Rolf! *waves*
Becca4835 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015
+swallowing tears+ hello asante it's lazyrichu aka Felix do you remember me? I am still very sorry about your account and I'd like to be friends with you again.
Queen-Asante Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015  Student General Artist
Ah hullo there. :)

Unfortunately this account is no longer active, you may reach me on this account though.

Good seeing you again.
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