Geez, this took me several days, mostly because my scanner got disabled and I had to fix it, otherwise, this would've been up two days ago. Despite the hell I went through with this question, I had LOADS fun with it!
1. Ezeke— Don't hate me for this. Yes, he's a boy but looks feminine in appearance. But I think the pairing is kinda cute… and Ezeke is a perfect match for Rolf, not just because he's Kevin's cousin. I'm not much for yaoi when it comes to EEnE but as long as it's not pornographic, I'm good.
2. Danielle —> —Sorry Dani I had to throw you in there, I think you're totally his type for obvious reasons.
3. Me—> — Nope, definitely not his type. I even gave myself a big chin like Kevin on purpose to appear unattractice… I don't think it worked but really, I'm pretty plain in real life, not a dish at all. And no, I do not always dress like that, I was just showing Rolf my culture but apparently he was unimpressed.
4. Nazz— Not really his type either, she's too much of a typical American girl, a trendy and attractive Girl-Next-Door-type, but they're still good friends and he sees her more as a sister now. So stop asking if they like each other, they totally do not!
5. Sarah — Rolf tends to avoid her at all costs, she's far too young anyways, and not at all appealing to him.
6. The Kanker Sisters — We all know that story. He despises more than fears them although I thought the pairing with Marie was hilarious in the Valentine's Day Special. Still, I think Rolf fears May the least, calling her the ''lesser of the three evils''. Still, he probably views them all as witches.))
Rolf is... he's impressed by your... um... how do you say?... *trails off*
((Totally lost for the word but yeah he's actually impressed by your whatever you call it, differences or whatever, I know it doesn't seem like it, but he's actually smirking. ))
((Totally lost for the word but yeah he's actually impressed by your whatever you call it, differences or whatever, I know it doesn't seem like it, but he's actually smirking.
Curiosity?